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Be jealous of the batman onesie.

Be jealous of the batman onesie.

This morning I had a dream that the Mr got me a fluffy little orange and white kitten.  I was more than just a little sad when I woke up kitten-less.

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bransdancepants asked: Honestly, you were my only thirst follow :) But now I follow you 'cause you're awesome, and bad ass, and funny, and just a great person. <3

exaggeratedspecificity:

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!

#bivisibilityday #mybisexualityis

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

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yarnandchocolate asked: The only person I have ever punched in the face was a boy in sixth grade who grabbed my butt. He was 6 inches taller than me and I had to swing up, but I left the imprint of my panda coin ring on his cheek. These days I probably would get expelled for doing it, but I've always been proud of myself. I intend to teach my daughters the same. ~D

I’ve only ever hit one person as well.  My abusive/rapist ex boyfriend and I were fighting one night, screaming at one another as loud as we possibly could.  He insisted I’d feel better if I hit him.  I said no.  (Coincidentally he’s the one who taught me how to throw a proper punch.) He kept insisting, hit me, hit me, hit me.  Finally I’d had enough.  I swung as hard as I could aiming for his jaw.  He pulled back just enough that I clipped his nose and blood sprayed everywhere.  We went to class the next morning and everyone asked about his 2 black eyes.  They were all proud of me for standing up to him.  I moved out that day.

I hope my daughter has the confidence never to settle for a man like that.  I hope I can teach her how to say no, how to stand up for herself, and be the strong woman I wish I had been in my teens and early 20’s.

I’m teaching my boys to be respectful gentlemen and if I ever find they’ve behaved otherwise there will be hell to pay.

At least once a week my daughter comes home and tells me the boy on the bus tried to kiss her again.  I ask her if she told him no and she tells me she did and then we high five and she&#8217;s proud for standing up for herself.  
Someone needs to teach that boy to respect it.  I&#8217;m going to hate getting him kicked off the bus.

At least once a week my daughter comes home and tells me the boy on the bus tried to kiss her again.  I ask her if she told him no and she tells me she did and then we high five and she’s proud for standing up for herself.  

Someone needs to teach that boy to respect it.  I’m going to hate getting him kicked off the bus.

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I was tagged by rise-from-ashes-violent-clashes1

Rules: List 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t overthink it. Tag 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you. Ready?

  1. House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski
  2. The Thief of Always by Clive Barker
  3. Weaveworld also Clive Barker
  4. What Dreams May Come by Richard Matheson
  5. I am Legend also Richard Matheson  (I didn’t realize til just now that both books are by the same author)
  6. Odd Thomas and the entire series by Dean Kootz
  7. My life in France by Julia Child & Alex Prud’Homme
  8. DomiKNITrix [Whip your knitting into shape] by Jennifer Stafford
  9. Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

For the life of me I can’t come up with a tenth book.  Maybe I’ll edit one in later.

I’m tagging firebender262 bransdancepants dryroasteddave daddynobucks fatassbigknits humanraise merfology severeheatherwarning tacosaysroar & inquisitivekitten

bransdancepants replied to your post “Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse…”

R.I.P. to your jeans. They were not able to contain the gloriousness of your thighs :(

This might be the best comment I’ve ever gotten on a post. 

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse…

I ripped my favorite jeans, right in the chub rub.